Look at you, as fragile as a flower
Still a little sapling, just a sprout
You know why we stay here for hours
(I know but)
That’s right, to keep you safe and sound, dear
Guess I always knew this day was coming
Knew that soon you’d want to leave the nest
Soon, but not yet
(But)
Shh, trust me, pet
Tumblr knows best
Tumblr knows best
Listen to your followers
It’s a scary world out there
Tumblr knows best
One way or another
Something will go wrong, I swear
Ruffians, thugs
Poison ivy, quicksand
Cannibals and snakes, the plague
(No)
Yes
(But )
Also large bugs
Men with pointy teeth and
Stop, no more, you’ll just upset me
Tumblr’s right here
Tumblr will protect you
Darling, here’s what I suggest
Skip the drama
Stay with mama
Tumblr knows best
